Not Gonna Share

*to give this entry justice, you must read this to yourself while using the tone of a bitter 14 year old tween

THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKIN' MONTH. I refuse to share it with anyone else. All I want is bliss and happiness for the next 23 days. May is supposed to be the best and most exciting month ever and for the last 23 years, it has been. For the first time in never, all I've experienced is stress, sadness, and anger.

I am totally happy to share May with Mother's Day, Memorial Day Weekend, graduations, get togethers, picnics, weddings..what have you. BUT I REFUSE TO SHARE IT WITH SOME ASSHOLE WHO IS GOING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT. Do you want to know who this asshole is? His name is SOCIETY. Society and his friend, the USMC, are ruining the best month in the whole year.

To thoroughly enjoy my birthday month, I like to prep a month in advance in order to get in the right state of mind and plan the festivities. FAIL. I get news that Shane's deployment has been moved from the Fall of 2010 to the end of August this year. When I heard that, every cell in my body was filled with stress.

As April progressed into May, I found the stress slowly melting into bitterness and great anger. Why did I have to move my plans around for someone who didn't care for me? Um, everyone knows that for 31 days, the world revolves around me. I don't rearrange my weekends, YOU rearrange your life around me. Right now, you might be thinking, "Ok, I sorta see why she's angry with the Marine Corps, but why is Society at fault?" Well... it's society's fault because if it weren't for stupid terrorists we wouldn't have this stupid idea of fighting this stupid war.

Blah. I'm ranting. Half of it is intelligible while the other half is just ridiculous. Yeah, intelligible's a word and I used it correctly. Do you find yourself thinking, "She is so selfish and whiny"???? News flash: it's my blog and my motherfuckin' birthday month. I am totally.. TOTALLY ok with rearranging my life during any other month than May.

I had a relevation. I promise to not complain, whine, or bitch about things I can't control as long as they occur outside the month of May. I don't know about you guys, but I think it's a fair deal.