Where do I start?

Lots have happened since my last blog, folks. My soft return to Vegas for my sister's 21st was awesome. My attempts at learning how to properly use a fake spray tan were half successful and fully messy. I've driven to Yuma, AZ voluntarily TWICE in one month. Fuck it, I'm going to bullet point this because I personally hate reading large paragraphs.


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• Learned how to make my own spinach artichoke mushroom dip. I'm pretty awesome at making dips
  
• Realized I can't cook anything on a slow cooker to save my life
• Spent over $800 on dental work because I had cavities. Gayponysadface :(
• Had an amazing weekend in Rancho Bernardo with my cracker of a lover, Shane
• Celebrated Christan's double deuce birthday in PB. The shitshow was amazing.
• Became thoroughly OBSESSED with Farmville. Once I upgrade my farm to a plantation, I will stop. Promise.
• Saw the Marine Corps Silent Drill Team for the first time ever. They were hot.
• Finally met most of the new SexyBabies in my Alpha Phi Omega SexyBack line. The legacy lives on.
  

It really seemed like I did more than this, but I don't think anyone here in the bloggerverse really cares. Right now, I'm waiting for Shane to get back from WTI (weapons training) in Yuma because I'm tired of standing on my tiptoes to reach for things on the higher shelves. So that was an update for now. I'm going to try and be more on point with updating this ol' girl with my thoughts and peeves.

P.S. Picture was of Christan and I at her bday celebration. She only had one shot. I jes kid. She's drunk.