Instead of being creative, I'm just going to run off a bunch of shit I think is awesome and have no relation to each other than the fact that I like them. Fuck themes and categories.Things that I really like at the moment:
1. Sprinkles Cupcakes. When I die I want to be buried with a Red Velvet, Black and White, and Chocolate Marshmallow cupcake please.
2. How we completely skipped the season spring, and went straight to summer for a few days. I FUCKIN HATE THIS GLOBAL WARMING SHIT. Global warming is a douchebag.
3. That people assume I'm like this innocent and sweet girl until I open my mouth and tell them Kelvin's baby joke. "What do you do after licking bald pussy? You put the diaper back on!" LOL x trillion.
4. Remember when everyone and their 3rd cousin removed was complaining about the "new Facebook"? Yeah... all those assholes are the same ones shittting all over my computer screen with their stupid multiple status changes.
5. Yesterday was National Star Wars Day, May 4th. MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.
6. How my boyfriend tells me all the time "you are fucking stupid" and deep down I know he really means "you are so fucking awesome. I never want to leave your side"
7. The ability to transform into a giggling 16 year old when I'm around my best friends.
8. We are officially into the MONTH OF MAY. aka THE MONTH OF FUN but better known as THE MONTH OF BUU. Every year I vow to get shittyfaced every weekend of this month. I mean.. really.. the two best holiday weekends exist in May: My birthday (and for you UCSD kids, SunGod Festival weekend. My birthday ALWAYS falls on SunGod weekend) and Memorial Day weekend. One of the best 3 day weekends ever to be created. It's like the final kissoff to spring before summer starts.
