I haven't blogged in what seems like forever. Or maybe just since last week. The problem is.. I come up with the most inspiring topics to discuss while I'm showering or driving to and from work. And of course there's never pen and paper around to jot my ideas down. Also, I like to blog while at work and my internet at work's been shit-tay.Megan Fox is hot. I want to be like her SO BAD. I stood in front of a mirror for like 35 minutes and I've come to the conclusion that.... I CAN'T BE MEGAN FOX. Here's why:
1. Have you seen her body? Have you seen mine? Besides the obvious height difference... everything about her is sexy. Even her arm pits.
2. Her name is MEGAN FOX. My name is BUU HUYNH. Yeah. Thanks mom.
Anyways, the point is I need to remember that females like Ms. Fox exist to make me feel like shit about myself. Which is why men invented gyms for women like me.
