Soo... do you just want to be FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?

UM. OK. EW. I've been asked this question about .... 4 times now in the last 2 months of my life.

First off, NO I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FUCK BUDDY.

Second, what in God's name made you think I would be interested in doing that, let alone with you? Just because I smile or I'm nice to you...heck, I might even give you a hug. That doesn't mean I want your penis anywhere near me.

Third, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING ASKING ME THAT?! What girl wants to be approached with that question after a first date, especially after she's never called/texted you back?? There is never an appropriate time to toss that question around. Never.. UNLESS, she initiates it. In which case... I DIDN'T.

Well then. Now that I've stated my case... I just want to give some advice to any single guys feeling lonely at night: If you want some action, try a bit of effort. Only in the Land of Make Believe or as I like to refer to it, The World Where Stupid Actions Get Rewarded, does simply asking the question "Do you want to be fuck buddies?" ever get you ass.